The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rode Hard & Put Away Wet.

These chicks look rough! Am I right? I'm thinking there's been a touch too much tanning and Xanax here.


(shown here with one of the NY gals)

Especially that little one in the blue all the way to the right - Teresa. That hair is hot MESS. It reminds me of how I wore my hair when I was 7 and wanted to emulate Shirley Temple.

Also, Jacqueline Laurita, FIRE YOUR STYLIST (or hire one). You are neither chunky or unattractive. In fact you are the most natural looking and pretty of the bunch. So whomever encouraged you to rock the short shiny hot pink satin, that is clearly too thick to rock as a wrap, should be shot. That is all.