Swoon!

Could Miss Barrymore have been more beautiful at the Gray Garden's premier yesterday? I think not.I LOVE the glam. Amazing.

Team Bloody Nose

So I'm not even going to touch re-capping America's Next Top Model because there are like 500 amazing blogs that do that already and better then I ever could (Rich's is my favorite - and where I stole the below pics from). But, I do need to express my deep appreciation for Allison on this cycle. Not since Elyse Sewell on cycle 1 have I liked anyone on this show so much.

First - she's hilarious. Both in her essence and in her appearance, never intentionally. The crazy big yellow weave Tyra gave her only makes her funnier:


Second - she manages to look very over emotional without actually emoting anything on the show. She is one of the least dramatic potential models on the show, yet in every screen shot her face is ripe with emotion.


Third - I think she looks very French Vogue. She might only really have one face, but damn it's trendy and arty.


Last - The girl openly admits she's obsessed with blood. She is, in fact, jealous of those of us who have had bloody noses. She even creates drawings of Tyra with a bloody nose. I find this delightfully creepy.


I, for one, am on Team Bloody Nose. Allison for ANTM!

fauxmosexuality.

Well, well, well. I'm still struggling with my wanting to hate Katy Perry. I ran across the term fauxmosexuality this morning and immediately thought of her. Then I thought - how sad! She will forever be linked to a false since of sexuality that her song proclaims is only OK "if her boyfriend don't mind it" (seriously, if you're going to be a faux-mo just stick it to your boyfriend). This adorable picture of her does, however, beg the question - does the air also taste like cherry chap stick?

PS - I should be ashamed of this, I'm sure, but I love the hounds tooth cloak thingy. With the bob, and the booties, and the tights, it's all so 1920's hot.

I got an ur-gin to be a great sturgeon!

Sigh. I remember this from my youth! I needed this today. Thanks lady muppets! It's nice to remember that if 'I got an urg'n to be a great surgeon' I can do it!

However, I don't see this airing today. But the question is why. I like to think it's because girls today readily know they can be anything, and the message is antiquated. Half of the students in my first year law class are women and plenty of my girlfriends from high school are in med-school - our daughters know they can do whatever they want. Then again, we're the age that grew up with this video (or at least something like it). What about the girls now? The ones running around with "Juicy" written across the butt on their sweatpants. Maybe I'm just officially old, and those girls will be just fine. But I have my fears. Let's face it I looked like an underage crack whore in high school (due to my dressing decisions, not my drug decisions...) and I'm still heading off to law school. Perhaps the Juicy youth will do the same.

OMG! The dress from the front! WANT.

The dress from the "Snobs and Bitches Unite" picture I posted a few days back (check it)! Here it is from the front - and while it's not exactly what I expected, I WANT it.



PS - Chris Kardashian is many things, but thankfully one of those things is baby-maker. Those girls are stunning.