...Coming in at a combined weight of 120 pounds...

Nicole Ritchie and Rachel Zoe! Who have apparently made nice. While I adore Rachel's show (It's Bananas!) and have no particular feelings towards Nicole I can't help but be disgusted by this picture. I know they say they have to be tiny to fit into all the beautiful vintage and sample sizes, but wasn't the optimal vintage size like a 6?! They look like freaking bobble heads. God willing this picture is photoshopped. EAT A SANDWICH! or seven. I'm worried for them. Seriously.

Good Call Kayne, don't make eye contact.

This can only end in tears or hepatitis.

Anyone else have nightmares about Mischa Barton?

I find her creepy, bird-like, and all together just not right. I'm not sure why, the girl just gives me the willies! Check out this picture of her at Paris Fashion week (currently going on) and tell me she's not scary looking! Also, it seems as though her boobs start somewhere on her stomach.



Even a beaded Dior mini couldn't save her.

I hear the OC was a good show. I couldn't ever watch it thanks to this one.

Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom?

This Daily Mail article is hilarious to me! Check it out.

A few highlights:

-Low-Risk drinkers means only having four a day? Well hell, I could step up my daily routine a bit!

-I love that the worst "bedroom performers" were former drinkers who had given up the booze, along with smokers and victims of heart disease. It's not exactly a shining recommendation for poor lonely AA members.

-Perhaps men are better in bed when the WOMAN is the "low-risk" drinker. Just a thought. Drink up!

Oh, just stick in the back: Did McKey get screwed?

America's Next Top Model winner McKey is supposed to grace the cover of Seventeen as part of her prize... except she's on the back. Her back cover even prompts confused readers to turn to the front cover to see Pink. (click to enlarge)

Screwed in the behind? I think so.