Laughed so hard...

...I almost peed a little. I'd put $20 down she bought it, and wears it thinking she's being cleverly ironic.

I have nothing against Kim Kardashian, actually I like her. She's sort of funny on their show, and she's got an amazing body that even I can actually aspire to (well, aspire to while still eating the occasional mozzarella stick). But this was too good not to post. A true paparazzi gem... that she apparently posed for.

PS - That dress she's wearing, I'm pretty sure I WANT IT! If only we could see the front a little clearer! boo.

That boy could use some Prozac, or heavey drugs, or group hugs!

Check out my past post on Ginnifer Goodwin. The girl needs some Prozac. She's STILL sad! Check her out at the Metropolitan Opera's 125th anniversary gala last night.


Also if you caught the Rent reference in this post, you get 10 points (which is meaningless, but still fun).

Anyone else rember Pinky and the Brain?

I'm hungover today, but generally happy. This, however, took me to the next level of pleased. Learning about my brain helps me forget that it hurts:

Gasp! Followed by Tingles.

According to E!...

Scarlett Johansson is joining the superhero (Ironman) set. Her rep confirms that the actress has signed on to play Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel opposite Robert Downey Jr. The deal was signed this afternoon. "Scarlett is thrilled to be a part of Iron Man," her rep, Marcel Pariseau, tells me. Meanwhile, after months of negotiations... The Wrestler's comeback kid Mickey Rourke has finally sealed a deal to play the villain Whiplash, according to Variety. Rourke's team had reportedly held out for more money after Marvel's initial offer was just $250,000. Scheduled for a May 2010 release, part two of the franchise will also include Gwyneth Paltrow returning as Pepper Potts along with Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Don Cheadle playing Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes.

Scar Jo and Robert Downy Jr together in a super hero movie? I'm in heaven.

I want to hate her.

I want to dislike Katy Perry so badly. I don't love the "I Kissed a Girl" song. Thank you for perpetuating the same behavior Girl Gone Wild markets - drunk girls making out with each other to get a little attention. Every time this song plays a slut slips a tongue. I have no problems with experimentation, and certainly crossed that line myself, I have a problem with exploitation. Also I'm annoyed that it's OK for girls to like kissing the same gender publicly and totally not OK for guys. Give the boys some love! When will the Jonas Brothers release "I Kissed a Boy"? Not a likely number 1.

All that aside, Katy Perry is growing on me. She's fucking adorable. And funny. And cute. And I bet she did look adorable kissing a girl. She's so endearing she it annoys me, yet I'm still, well... endeared. Her little pin-up body, kooky jokes, and how often she makes Ryan Seacrest uncomfortable make me really want to like her.

Here's is where she started to win me over - The Grammys. Both her and Ryan are so awkward, but you can tell she's enjoying it. It made me like her.

Actually Weird.

I never found "Weird Al" all that weird (or funny) to be honest... however, seeing him with no facial hair and with out his infamous curly locks is just fucking creepy.