The folks I'm most surprised to see making the move...
Jewel! Yes, Jewel! What the hell. She writes poetry and plays the guitar. Hell, she even writes her own songs. She is actually respected in the music industry. People with respect shouldn't have to do things like Dancing with the Stars.
Denise Richards. OK, her career was never actaully respected, but this is certainly still a step down from making-out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things. Her face in this picture almost just screams "meh, I'm a money whore, this will get a few more minutes"
Continuing down the respect ladder, Lil' Kim. On the plus side it'll be nice to see her wearing something slightly less revealing then she does on the red carpet. On the down side, she has now lost all street cred. You can't be a badass and waltz. You just can't. Yep, Dancing with the Star trumps prison time on the hard-core scale. Unless she shivs someone on the show. That would be amazing.
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If we are all lucky Jewel will fall face first on the dance floor and finally get her messed up teeth fixed. I can see why she is doing it respect, in the music industry doesn't always correlate to money and she hasn't exactly been tearing up the charts or anything else lately; well except maybe corn on the cob with those fangs of hers.
As for Denise and Lil Kim I can only hope that they start making out with each other causing a catastrophic wardrobe malfunction on live TV and the entire show goes down in flames...
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